queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
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distorment: i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die (via damn-funny)

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

(via damn-funny)

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freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan
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gymleaderkyle: some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things me: (via olepiss)

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

image

(via olepiss)

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rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real
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“This is the chemical formula for love: C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2 dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin. It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity. Let that sink in.”
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brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao
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yelloelmo:

thatonemuthafuckinguy:

donthatetheunicorn:

itsdesiree97:

i-a-n-c-a-m-p-b-e-l-l:

lolthatsme:

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Soooo glad I found this!

*reblogs to look at later*

can we just take a moment

Wow I needed this more than I thought I did

thankyou
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college: Why should we accept you me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly* college: damn son you in
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